18 November 2005
Remember Big Mama?
I quoted from her before~ and im going to leech again! hahaha... but she actually leeched this from Darlene's Blog. I got some out coz i dun really understand the punchline, well u can always click e links to get to the originals~ XD Here it is for the girls~
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .. Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
10. Men are like ..Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
11. Men are like .... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Also, have you ever notice how many of women's problems start with men?
1. MENtal illness
2. MENtal breakdown
3. MENstral cramps
4. MENopause
17 November 2005
Pigs Can Fly, So...?
Nononono, i cannot fly for goodness sake... the thing is that i actually read newspapers for 2 consecutive days! What a record for me man, maybe i shld apply to get printed in the World Geekness Book of Records... ok not funny, anyways, here are some of the headlines that caught my eyes/i still remember that are worth mentioning:
Hime No More
Hime = Princess in the Japanese language. The 36 year old Princess Sayako just shed her royal rights and married a commoner. Not too common actually... he holds some post in the government. Guess how much was her dowry? S$2 million (from the Jap government) if im not suffering from amnesia... crazy sia... and her parents gave her other things too. If im her hubby i will be more than willing to marry her (ok i know im being mean here). But according to the report, the now Mrs Sayako instead of the Hime Sayako, had expressed long long time ago if she were to marry, she hoped her subject of interest will be someone who understand the royalties. Her hubby has been a friend of her second brother since young and had been visiting the palace on different occasions, so i guess this is a good match? Many best wishes to the newly weds then~
DAWN of the Bitches
Dont understand the heading?? Then DO NOT call yourself a blogger (opps according to ms xx, not everyone who blogs = blogger since do u call a person who swims half a lap in the pool without drowning a swimmer?). Eh still clueless as to what im about to say? u caveman ah? Awww dont be sad... i didnt know much abt this till yesterday also la soooo i dont have the right to scold u too ^ ^
I didnt know how all these discussion started but our subject matter here was accused of undergoing plastic surgery to man-made her now-so-beautiful features, which according to my own taste of judging beauty she is just an uglier version of fioooona xie (im so scared of being sued nowadays). Den suddenly got other ppl accused ms xx of being jealous of the subject matter here... and the columnist of our lovely local newspaper TODAY representing the blogging community had to comment on this attack... still this is not the end!!! a forum that i've been regularly visiting had this thread about her too, under the "Talk Cock Sing Song" section haha... this proves that Singaporeans had nothing better to do? OR the media feels that these kind of news will capture the attention of public? i've got a hunch im 90% right on target. Coz i also blog abt this too (shit i hate to blend into the norm...).
Does this make me a bitch too? MAYBE. im proud of it~ come on! Dont call yourself a species of the female bred if you dont bitch ard. The very fact that u r reading this post till here proves the very existence of a bitchy personality in you (well, guys nowadays r getting bitchy too mind you, hah!). Oppsie, i sidetracked too much...
What is the world coming to? One implication that i learnt from this is that blogging is becoming a media type, a mainstream for the more educated ppl i guess... coz no matter how, all these are done in words? ok, not funny again. Blogging will be just like TV, radio, newspapers... it is like the baby of Internet, and it has done its parent proud for sure and will become more and more influential as it slowly evades the other medias...
OMG, a 15-year-old is Studying in NTU
Hell yes, stop rubbing your eyes! She's from Philippines, studying genetics in Sch of Bio Science. According to Nanyang Chronicle, she started to get interested in genetics when her friends comment she looks like a Chinese. As such, maybe i should drop accountancy too and join her in SBS to pursue the journey of genetics study? Since many of my friends said that I dont look like Chinese when im wholely, truely, inside out a pure Chinese. Oei... laugh leh.
Let's equate our age as a whole unit (a.k.a. 1). Eg, im 21 years old, if divide by 3, it'll be 7 years right? Right. Multiply by 2 and we'll get 14 years! Hola~ there you go~ this girl here (she's Athina btw) is 2/3 (roughly lah... i didnt fail my maths) of my age and YOURS (generally) too! And the difference of our age is equal to half of her lifetime she has been living up till now... feeling the impact now? haha... and im not surprise if she's still growing taller and in fact she has just entered into the category of a female-able-to-conceive-baby for a few years only lor, if u know what i mean XD and yet she's in the same institute as us!!! Try thinking back on what u were doing when you were at the age of 15? Sec 3 for most ppl... i was still chionging my ECAs, having crushes, stalking them, trying to think of ways to pass my NAFA, wearing the translucent uniform, etc... Kudos to this girl man.
***Okidoki~ that's all folks~ i still have a paper tml... time to go back to the curriculum of hugging the buddlha's foot liao O_Q tataz
A Series of Tests
| Your Power Color Is Lime Green |
 At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" |
footsie - you like to goof around and laugh with
the people you care about.
What Sign of Affection Are You?
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| Your Birthdate: April 14 |
 You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you. It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy! You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around. But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long. Your strength: Your superstar charisma Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you Your power color: Fuchsia Your power symbol: Diamond Your power month: May |
| Your Personality Profile |
 You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth. While you may not be a total hippie... You're definitely one of the most free spirited people around. You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure. However, you do put some thought behind all your actions. Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time! |
| How You Are In Love |
 You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give completely and unconditionally in relationships. You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. |
| You Are Japanese Food |
 Strange yet delicious. Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. |
| Your Mood Ring is Magenta |
 Creative Insipired Thriving |
| Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only |
 Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now. And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now. That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material. You're just taking a break for now. |
| You Should Learn French |
 C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs. You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up... |
16 November 2005
Introducing my new craze~!
Yupedy yup, your eyes arent playing tricks on you. There are indeed flashing dots all over your computer screen now. Secondly, a new tagboard!!! THIRDLY, the yummy guy you see up there (yes all the way up and also the one 3 lines above), is none other than bishie Cloud from FFVII~~~ ok i know im sloooowwww... advent children (AC) is like dunno how many donkey years ago... BUT i only saw it recently mah. No words can describe the graphics... it was soooooooo b e a u t i f u l that i actually watched AC without subtitles lor haha... so in essence i dunno what the hell is going on in the movie; im just appreciating and salivating over the handsome, cool guys or according to our honey ms lrs, the "小白脸s". Other guys that i've noticed are Yazoo (the long silver hair bad guy if im not wrong, weapon being a silver double barreled gun, brother of the kookoo Kadaj, he has got the airs of an aristocrat although i cursed him when he shot through Cloud towards the end of the movie), Reno~ (what a funny guy... playing the role of a clown with his partner, love his red hair) and Vincent Valentine ba... As i didnt have the choice of having subtitles, i thought the flash backs of Cloud's memories are that of his mum and dad -_- FFVII lovers pls dont kill me! coz the few understandable jap words to me are like "okasama" (mum), "tadaiima" (im back) and "okailinasai" (welcome back). From what I found out later on, the guy that i thought was Cloud's father is actually Zack, his friend i think. And the girl is Aeris, and i still dunno how is she related to him O_o Anyways, what im sure about is that they are both dead in AC movie.
Tifa's not exactly my cup of tea for a female lead... Kind of plain typical looks and her clothes sucks. On the last note, im still a noob towards FF series, agar agar only heard of a few characters here and there like the ever famour Yuna. Ohya... actually i've played FF before... i think it's X special or something like that, there's Yuna, Riku and Paine. Erm, there's this guy call Tidus too right? Hmmm hmmm...
11 November 2005
Dr. Whoop Answers Your Health Questions
Q: Dr. Whoop, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap!
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And wha t are these? Vegetables! So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit, so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of parti cipating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach!
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HELLO!! Cocoa beans?...another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: I s getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! Round is a shape!
This will be copyrighted by Dr. Whoop as soon as he gets out of his easy chair.