18 November 2005
Remember Big Mama?
I quoted from her before~ and im going to leech again! hahaha... but she actually leeched this from Darlene's Blog. I got some out coz i dun really understand the punchline, well u can always click e links to get to the originals~ XD Here it is for the girls~
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .. Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
10. Men are like ..Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
11. Men are like .... Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Also, have you ever notice how many of women's problems start with men?
1. MENtal illness
2. MENtal breakdown
3. MENstral cramps
4. MENopause